This weekend was a BLUR …see what I did there? (at Wyndham Garden)
There is no shortage of dicks in South Philadelphia.
Honestly terrified on a family boardwalk haunted house ride. #hatemyself
New niece is due to arrive soon! Perfect Sunday night #knitting #babyblanket
Out of the darkness, and into the fire
If this photo doesn’t have a black and white filter, my face is invisible #whitegirlproblemswhenflashison
When your boyfriend manages an incredible educational toy store, you get to cruise around the aisles in plasma cars and make all the customer kids super jealous 😛
Look at Jeff twerkin’ all up on Alyssa and me chugging the Mother of the Groom’s beer while the most beautiful bride on the planet protects a small child’s innocence #82513 #brittswedding
Bridesmaids in the limo! I was too intoxicated and busy to post anything last night, so here we go! #82513 #brittswedding
The caterpillar ate through a nice green leaf …and after that he felt much better #theveryhungrycaterpillar
Something apropos, I don't know.