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May 16

Guys, look at this clever email from the adorable geniuses at Netflix #GOB #arresteddevelopment #netflix #everyonesexcited

Guys, look at this clever email from the adorable geniuses at Netflix #GOB #arresteddevelopment #netflix #everyonesexcited

May 09

I adopted this lil cactus and I think she likes me ‘cause this flower just bloomed all of a sudden! #newfriend #ineedadog #canikeepthiscactusalive (at Hail Seitan)

I adopted this lil cactus and I think she likes me ‘cause this flower just bloomed all of a sudden! #newfriend #ineedadog #canikeepthiscactusalive (at Hail Seitan)

May 07

The softer side of Walter White. Bottle by @siri_deer #dontcookmeth #breakingbad (at Hail Seitan)

The softer side of Walter White. Bottle by @siri_deer #dontcookmeth #breakingbad (at Hail Seitan)

May 06

Sometimes you just need to own a print that depicts all of Bill Murray’s characters from Wes Anderson movies hanging out together in the downstairs room of Etheline Tenenbaum’s house. #wesanderson #billmurray #spokeart #treatyoself  (at Hail Seitan)

Sometimes you just need to own a print that depicts all of Bill Murray’s characters from Wes Anderson movies hanging out together in the downstairs room of Etheline Tenenbaum’s house. #wesanderson #billmurray #spokeart #treatyoself (at Hail Seitan)

Apr 30

Happy Tuesday! #puppy #redhead #ineedadog

Happy Tuesday! #puppy #redhead #ineedadog

Apr 28

Who cares that my car has been rendered un-driveable by a South Philly thief? I’m with my grandparents having this homemade apple pie for breakfast, and it totally rules. #americana #applepie #perspective  (at Poppop’s House)

Who cares that my car has been rendered un-driveable by a South Philly thief? I’m with my grandparents having this homemade apple pie for breakfast, and it totally rules. #americana #applepie #perspective (at Poppop’s House)

Apr 23

“I cannot do this drunk” — balloon guy who made me a giraffe

“I cannot do this drunk” — balloon guy who made me a giraffe

I’m eating some fucking tacos with my sister from another mister (stepsister) what are you doing? #whiskey #tacos #deepconversations  (at Tattooed Mom)

I’m eating some fucking tacos with my sister from another mister (stepsister) what are you doing? #whiskey #tacos #deepconversations (at Tattooed Mom)

“Michael was filled with self-loathing… He just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.” #coping #arresteddevelopment #michaelbluth

“Michael was filled with self-loathing… He just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.” #coping #arresteddevelopment #michaelbluth

Apr 19

I call today “Haircut and a Hoagie” because I got this haircut and then I ate a foot-long hoagie. #wawa #hoagiemonster #treatyoself (at Hail Seitan)

I call today “Haircut and a Hoagie” because I got this haircut and then I ate a foot-long hoagie. #wawa #hoagiemonster #treatyoself (at Hail Seitan)