“I cannot do this drunk” — balloon guy who made me a giraffe
I’m eating some fucking tacos with my sister from another mister (stepsister) what are you doing? #whiskey #tacos #deepconversations (at Tattooed Mom)
“Michael was filled with self-loathing… He just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.” #coping #arresteddevelopment #michaelbluth
I call today “Haircut and a Hoagie” because I got this haircut and then I ate a foot-long hoagie. #wawa #hoagiemonster #treatyoself (at Hail Seitan)
Happy belated birthday @jkeefe! I’d like to hug you again soon 😍
My dad rocking the best ensemble of his life, looking like a Wes Anderson character
Veggie General Tsao’s bean curd and Matt Smith in my bed. This is Heaven. #doctorwho #breakfastinbed (at Hail Seitan)
All the pie, all the beers, all the love @ekoenig24 #loveofmylife
Happy Easter, we love each other a whole lot #siblings
“Don’t get me wrong, I love a silver fox” but despite the rainbow of men surrounding us tonight, this is the woman I love @ekoenig24 (at The Great American Diner Pub)